{ "static linking best", "symlinking best", "dynamic linking best" },
{ "NPE > SIGSEGV", "kernel panic", "SIGSEGV > NPE" },
{ "objects > functions", "it's closures\nall the way down", "functions > objects" },
{ "GOTO FTW", "COME FROM FTW", "don't use GOTO" },
{ "Agile > Waterfall", "SCRUM isn't Agile", "Waterfall > Agile" },
{ "static linking best", "symlinking best", "dynamic linking best" },
{ "NPE > SIGSEGV", "kernel panic", "SIGSEGV > NPE" },
{ "objects > functions", "it's closures\nall the way down", "functions > objects" },
{ "GOTO FTW", "COME FROM FTW", "don't use GOTO" },
{ "Agile > Waterfall", "SCRUM isn't Agile", "Waterfall > Agile" },