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+package com.codingame.game;
+
+class TrollText
+{
+    // You'll never remember if you ever saw these…
+    static final String specials[] = {
+        "Never gonna give you up\nNever gonna let you down\nNever gonna run around and desert you\nNever gonna make you cry\nNever gonna say goodbye\nNever gonna tell a lie and hurt you",
+        "CG know what they're doing."
+    };
+
+    // Most of what ought to happen in normal play
+    static final String directed[][] = {
+        // movies
+        { "Han shot first", "I am your father", "Greedo shot first" },
+        { "Inception ends\non level zero", "BRAAAAAAM", "Inception ends\non level one" },
+        { "star wars > star trek", "my god, it's full of troll", "star trek > star wars" },
+        // More movie controversies sought.  Apply on the puzzle contrib page.
+
+        // music
+        { "bach > beethoven", "zimmer is overrated", "beethoven > bach" },
+        { "an octave is 12 semitones", "curse you perfect-pitched ppl", "pianos can play in tune" },
+
+        // everyday life
+        { "tea > coffee", "just drink\nkool-aid", "coffee > tea" },
+        { "Marvel > DC", "Disney > 50 shades", "DC > Marvel" },
+        { "cats > dogs", "humans make\ngood pets", "dogs > cats" },
+        { "the moon landing was staged", "elvis lives", "9/11 was an inside job" },
+        { "santa claus is really\nthe tooth fairy", "the easter bunny tasted yummy", "the tooth fairy is\nreally santa claus" },
+        // Ditto.  Need moar troll.
+
+        // gaming
+        { "PC > console", "pong is still\nunequaled", "console > PC" },
+        { "Windows > Linux", "it's all Android anyway", "Linux > Windows" },
+        { "pad > stick", "mouse gaming is lame", "stick > pad" },
+        { "RTS > FPS", "solitaire best game", "FPS > RTS" },
+        { "YT gaming > twitch", "i watch other ppl play", "twitch > YT gaming" },
+        { "orcs are wusses", "the amulet is in another dungeon", "elves are wusses" },
+        { "here's a link to my patreon", "my apm > yours", "here's my soundcloud" },
+        { "all your stones is belong to us", "all your castle are belong to us", "all your rocks is belong to us" },
+        // I'm not exactly a gamer myself, I take hints on the topics du jour
+
+        // programming
+        { "vi < emacs", "i code with Notepad", "emacs > vi" },
+        { "tabs < spaces", "gofmt FTW", "spaces < tabs" },
+        { "LISP is the most\npowerful language", "HTML is a\nprogramming language", "FORTH is the most\npowerful language" },
+        { "static linking best", "symlinking best", "dynamic linking best" },
+        { "NPE > SIGSEGV", "kernel panic", "SIGSEGV > NPE" },
+        { "objects > functions", "it's closures\nall the way down", "functions > objects" },
+        { "GOTO FTW", "COME FROM FTW", "don't use GOTO" },
+        { "Agile > Waterfall", "SCRUM isn't Agile", "Waterfall > Agile" },
+        // This category's not too bad.
+
+        // Internet
+        { "gmail > github", "copy-paste FTW", "github > gmail" },
+        { "MSIE > Safari", "Opera did it first", "Safari > MSIE" },
+        { "bing > yahoo", "duckduckgo best SE", "yahoo > bing" },
+        { "jira > trello", "bugzilla FTW", "trello > jira" },
+        { "IRC > slack", "chat is work", "discord < IRC" },
+        { "trolls > SJW", "i'm not trolling\njust misunderstood", "SJW > trolls" },
+        { "there's an app for that", "there's a bean for that", "there's an applet for that" },
+        // More always welcome here.
+
+        // CodinGame
+        { "my nn is in python", "my language has -O3", "my code is more than 100k" },
+        { "i found a bug\nin temperatures", "i found a bug on\nthe leaderboard", "i found a bug\nin chuck norris" },
+        { "fix it", "how is ur csb", "ezpz" },
+        { "searcho no chokudai", "GAimax is True AI", "Smitsimax FTW" },
+        { "Automaton2000 > NN", "bots > humans", "AutomatonNN > 2000" },
+        { "optimizing for the contest\ntestcase is cheating", "having moar accounts than cg\nstaff will get you banned", "it's not hardcoding\nif it's stochastic" },
+        { "light theme best", "ascii > graphics", "dark theme best" },
+        { "simulation > heuristics", "true AI is just ifs", "heuristics > simulation" },
+        { "bruteforce FTW", "you'll timeout anyway", "algorithms FTW" }
+        // And here.  Especially as I'm not that active on #World or #Ru.
+    };
+
+    // Those for which I couldn't find a meaningful directednessability.
+    static final String isotropic[] = {
+        "(unclosed",
+        "Electron apps are the fastest",
+        "Rosebud",
+        "Thanos did nothing wrong",
+        "developers developers developers",
+        "the cloud is just\nother ppl's computers",
+        "ur doin it rong",
+        "tortue",
+        "31OCT = 25DEC",
+        "ASCII stupid question\nget a stupid ANSI",
+        "trolling is a art"
+        // I try and avoid those, but if really it fits nowhere else…
+    };
+}