Moar trolling, this one my own

[troll.git] / src / main / java / com / codingame / game / View.java

diff --git a/src/main/java/com/codingame/game/View.java b/src/main/java/com/codingame/game/View.java
index e72be69..e8ae7d7 100644 (file)
--- a/src/main/java/com/codingame/game/View.java
+++ b/src/main/java/com/codingame/game/View.java
@@ -583,6 +583,7 @@ class View {
         // movies
         { "Han shot first", "I am your father", "Greedo shot first" },
         { "Inception ends\non level zero", "BRAAAAAAM", "Inception ends\non level one" },
+        { "star wars > star trek", "my god, it's full of troll", "star trek > star wars" },
         // More movie controversies sought.  Apply on the puzzle contrib page.
 
         // music
@@ -594,6 +595,7 @@ class View {
         { "Marvel > DC", "Disney > 50 shades", "DC > Marvel" },
         { "cats > dogs", "humans make\ngood pets", "dogs > cats" },
         { "the moon landing was staged", "elvis lives", "9/11 was an inside job" },
+        { "santa claus is really\nthe tooth fairy", "the easter bunny tasted yummy", "the tooth fairy is\nreally santa claus" },
         // Ditto.  Need moar troll.
 
         // gaming
@@ -603,6 +605,8 @@ class View {
         { "RTS > FPS", "solitaire best game", "FPS > RTS" },
         { "YT gaming > twitch", "i watch other ppl play", "twitch > YT gaming" },
         { "orcs are wusses", "the amulet is in another dungeon", "elves are wusses" },
+        { "here's a link to my patreon", "my apm > yours", "here's my soundcloud" },
+        { "all your stones is belong to us", "all your castle are belong to us", "all your rocks is belong to us" },
         // I'm not exactly a gamer myself, I take hints on the topics du jour
 
         // programming
@@ -627,6 +631,9 @@ class View {
         // More always welcome here.
 
         // CodinGame
+        { "my nn is in python", "my language has -O3", "my code is more than 100k" },
+        { "i found a bug\nin temperatures", "i found a bug on\nthe leaderboard", "i found a bug\nin chuck norris" },
+        { "fix it", "how is ur csb", "ezpz" },
         { "searcho no chokudai", "GAimax is True AI", "Smitsimax FTW" },
         { "Automaton2000 > NN", "bots > humans", "AutomatonNN > 2000" },
         { "optimizing for the contest\ntestcase is cheating", "having moar accounts than cg\nstaff will get you banned", "it's not hardcoding\nif it's stochastic" },
@@ -638,6 +645,7 @@ class View {
 
     // Those for which I couldn't find a meaningful directednessability.
     String isotropic[] = {
+        "(unclosed",
         "Electron apps are the fastest",
         "Rosebud",
         "Thanos did nothing wrong",
@@ -645,7 +653,6 @@ class View {
         "the cloud is just\nother ppl's computers",
         "ur doin it rong",
         "tortue",
-        "how is ur csb",
         "31OCT = 25DEC",
         "ASCII stupid question\nget a stupid ANSI",
         "trolling is a art"