Moar trolling, this one my own

[troll.git] / src / main / java / com / codingame / game / View.java

diff --git a/src/main/java/com/codingame/game/View.java b/src/main/java/com/codingame/game/View.java
index 29570b6..e8ae7d7 100644 (file)
--- a/src/main/java/com/codingame/game/View.java
+++ b/src/main/java/com/codingame/game/View.java
@@ -4,12 +4,14 @@ import java.util.Random;
 import java.util.ArrayList;
 import java.util.Comparator;
 
 import java.util.ArrayList;
 import java.util.Comparator;
 

+import com.codingame.gameengine.core.GameManager;

 import com.codingame.gameengine.core.MultiplayerGameManager;
 import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.GraphicEntityModule;
 import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.Rectangle;
 import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.Sprite;
 import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.SpriteAnimation;
 import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.Text;
 import com.codingame.gameengine.core.MultiplayerGameManager;
 import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.GraphicEntityModule;
 import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.Rectangle;
 import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.Sprite;
 import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.SpriteAnimation;
 import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.Text;

+import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.TextBasedEntity;

 import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.Group;
 import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.Curve;
 import com.codingame.gameengine.module.toggle.ToggleModule;
 import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.Group;
 import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.Curve;
 import com.codingame.gameengine.module.toggle.ToggleModule;


@@ -20,6 +22,15 @@ class View {
     @Inject private GraphicEntityModule graphicEntityModule;
     @Inject ToggleModule toggleModule;
 
     @Inject private GraphicEntityModule graphicEntityModule;
     @Inject ToggleModule toggleModule;
 

+    enum Dir {
+        LEFT("walks left.", 0),
+        STILL("stands still.", 1),
+        RIGHT("walks right.", 2);
+
+        String movement; int index;
+        Dir(String mvt, int i) { movement = mvt; index = i; }
+    }
+

     class Player {
         Model.Player model;
 
     class Player {
         Model.Player model;
 


@@ -117,10 +128,13 @@ class View {
                 .setX(p0 ? x + 100 : x - 100)
                 .setY(y)
                 .setZIndex(20)
                 .setX(p0 ? x + 100 : x - 100)
                 .setY(y)
                 .setZIndex(20)

-                .setFontSize(75)
-                .setFillColor(0x3f3f3f)
+                .setFontSize(80)
+                .setFontFamily("monospace")
+                .setStrokeColor(0xff0080)
+                .setFillColor(0xff0080)

                 .setAnchorX(p0 ? 0 : 1)
                 .setAnchorY(0.5);
                 .setAnchorX(p0 ? 0 : 1)
                 .setAnchorY(0.5);

+            toggleModule.displayOnToggleState(stoneReminder, "debug", true);

         }
 
         void updateStoneCounter() {
         }
 
         void updateStoneCounter() {


@@ -139,7 +153,7 @@ class View {
         }
 
         void animateStones(int stones) {
         }
 
         void animateStones(int stones) {

-            String stonesString = new Integer(stones).toString();
+            String stonesString = Integer.valueOf(stones).toString();

             stone.setX(castle.getX());
             stone.setY(castle.getY() - 100);
             stone.setText(stonesString);
             stone.setX(castle.getX());
             stone.setY(castle.getY() - 100);
             stone.setText(stonesString);


@@ -160,9 +174,7 @@ class View {
             graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.5, stone);
 
             stoneReminder.setText(stonesString);
             graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.5, stone);
 
             stoneReminder.setText(stonesString);

-            graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.25, stoneReminder);
-            stoneReminder.setAlpha(1);
-            graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.5, stoneReminder);
+            graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0, stoneReminder);

         }
 
         void displayMessage(String msg) {
         }
 
         void displayMessage(String msg) {


@@ -177,20 +189,54 @@ class View {
         }
 
         void destroy() {
         }
 
         void destroy() {

+            gameManager.addToGameSummary(GameManager.formatErrorMessage(trollRace.starter + " destroys " + nicknameToken + "."));

             graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.5, castle);
             castle.setX(castle.getX(), Curve.ELASTIC);
             castle.setScaleY(-0.2, Curve.EASE_IN);
         }
 
         void startTurn() {
             graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.5, castle);
             castle.setX(castle.getX(), Curve.ELASTIC);
             castle.setScaleY(-0.2, Curve.EASE_IN);
         }
 
         void startTurn() {

-            stoneReminder.setAlpha(0);

             graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0, stoneReminder);
         }
             graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0, stoneReminder);
         }

+
+        void victory() {
+            gameManager.addToGameSummary(GameManager.formatSuccessMessage(nicknameToken + " wins."));
+            graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.5, avatar);
+            avatar.setScaleX(1.5, Curve.EASE_OUT);
+            avatar.setScaleY(1.5, Curve.EASE_OUT);
+            avatar.setRotation((random.nextDouble() - 0.5) * Math.PI / 18,
+                               Curve.ELASTIC);
+        }
+
+        void throwStones(int stones) {
+            gameManager.addToGameSummary(String.format("%s throws %d stone%s at " + trollRace.nonStarter(), nicknameToken, stones, stones == 1 ? "" : "s"));
+        }
+
+        void threwMoreStonesThanHad() {
+            gameManager.addToGameSummary(GameManager.formatErrorMessage(nicknameToken + " tried to throw more stones than they had.  I'll let it slide for this time.  (But not let them throw that much!)"));
+        }
+
+        void failedToThrowStonesAndShouldHave() {
+            gameManager.addToGameSummary(GameManager.formatErrorMessage(nicknameToken + " tried not throwing any stones.  Fixing that for them because I'm in a good mood today."));
+        }
+
+        void markTimeout() {
+            animateLoss(avatar.getX(), avatar.getY(), 100, "SLOW\nPOKE");
+        }
+
+        void markIllegal() {
+            animateLoss(avatar.getX(), avatar.getY(), 100, "STUPID");
+        }
+
+        void markCheat() {
+            animateLoss(avatar.getX(), avatar.getY(), 100, "CHEATER");
+        }

     }
 
     Model model;
     Random random = new Random();
     }
 
     Model model;
     Random random = new Random();

-    Sprite troll;
+    Text trollMessage;
+    Group troll;

     Text trollPositionGauge;
     Player p0 = new Player(), p1 = new Player();
     Text turnCounter; int _turns = 0;
     Text trollPositionGauge;
     Player p0 = new Player(), p1 = new Player();
     Text turnCounter; int _turns = 0;


@@ -220,6 +266,8 @@ class View {
         p0.startTurn();
         p1.startTurn();
 
         p0.startTurn();
         p1.startTurn();
 

+        trollMessage.setX(troll.getX());
+

         animateTurnCounter();
     }
 
         animateTurnCounter();
     }
 


@@ -300,13 +348,72 @@ class View {
         }
     }
 
         }
     }
 

+    enum TrollRace {
+        Troll("The troll", 0xfac200, "bland"),
+        IceTroll("The ice troll", 0x59a2a2, "ice"),
+        RockTroll("The rock troll", 0x78877f, "rock"),
+        WaterTroll("The water troll", 0x2b2fc6, "water"),
+        OlogHai("The Olog-Hai", 0x5b2e7d, "ologhai");
+        String starter, parser; int tint;
+        TrollRace(String s, int t, String p) {
+            starter = s;
+            tint = t;
+            parser = p;
+        }
+        String nonStarter() {
+            return Character.toLowerCase(starter.charAt(0))
+                + starter.substring(1);
+        }
+    }
+    TrollRace trollRace;
+

     private void drawTroll() {
     private void drawTroll() {

-        troll = graphicEntityModule.createSprite()
-            .setImage("troll.png")
+        int r, league = gameManager.getLeagueLevel();
+        if (league <= 1) r = 4;
+        else if (league <= 2) r = 8;
+        else r = 10;
+
+        r = random.nextInt(r);
+        if (r < 4) trollRace = TrollRace.Troll;
+        else if (r < 6) trollRace = TrollRace.IceTroll;
+        else if (r < 8) trollRace = TrollRace.RockTroll;
+        else if (r < 9) trollRace = TrollRace.WaterTroll;
+        else if (r < 10) trollRace = TrollRace.OlogHai;
+        else throw new RuntimeException("Internal error: unknown troll race " + r);
+
+        // We read it for debugging purposes, but don't echo it back
+        // to the IDE.  It is, after all, *not* a map parameter!
+        String buf = gameManager.getGameParameters().getProperty("ehtnicity");
+        if (buf != null) {
+            String key = "";
+            for (char c : buf.toCharArray())
+                if (Character.isLetter(c))
+                    key += Character.toLowerCase(c);
+            iHateJava: do {
+                for (TrollRace race : TrollRace.values()) {
+                    if (key.equals(race.parser)) {
+                        trollRace = race;
+                        break/*ing news: */ iHateJava;
+                    }
+                }
+                gameManager.addToGameSummary("Ignoring unknown troll race: " + buf);
+            } while (false);
+        }
+        photoFinish: ; // The race is through, but Java has no goto :-(
+
+        Sprite trollBody = graphicEntityModule.createSprite()
+            .setImage("troll_body.png")

             .setAnchorX(0.5)
             .setAnchorY(1)
             .setAnchorX(0.5)
             .setAnchorY(1)

+            .setTint(trollRace.tint);
+        Sprite trollPants = graphicEntityModule.createSprite()
+            .setImage("pants_red.png")
+            .setAnchorX(0.5)
+            .setAnchorY(1);
+        troll = graphicEntityModule.createGroup(trollBody, trollPants)

             .setX(1920/2)
             .setY(880)
             .setX(1920/2)
             .setY(880)

+            .setScaleX(random.nextInt(2) == 0 ? 1 : -1)

             .setZIndex(2);
         trollPositionGauge = graphicEntityModule.createText()
             .setZIndex(2)
             .setZIndex(2);
         trollPositionGauge = graphicEntityModule.createText()
             .setZIndex(2)


@@ -315,11 +422,21 @@ class View {
             .setX(1980/2)
             .setY(980)
             .setFillColor(0xffffff);
             .setX(1980/2)
             .setY(980)
             .setFillColor(0xffffff);

-

         moveTroll();
         moveTroll();

+
+        trollMessage = graphicEntityModule.createText()
+            .setX(1902/2)
+            .setY(680)
+            .setAnchorX(0.5)
+            .setAnchorY(0)
+            .setTextAlign(TextBasedEntity.TextAlign.CENTER)
+            .setStrokeColor(0xFFFF00)
+            .setFillColor(0xFFFF00)
+            .setFontSize(40);
+        toggleModule.displayOnToggleState(trollMessage, "verboseTrolling", true);

     }
 
     }
 

-    void moveTroll() {
+    private void moveTroll() {

         graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.5, troll, trollPositionGauge);
         int x0 = p0.castle.getX(), x1 = p1.castle.getX();
         int y0 = p0.castle.getY(), y1 = p1.castle.getY();
         graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.5, troll, trollPositionGauge);
         int x0 = p0.castle.getX(), x1 = p1.castle.getX();
         int y0 = p0.castle.getY(), y1 = p1.castle.getY();


@@ -344,6 +461,16 @@ class View {
         trollPositionGauge.setX(troll.getX());
     }
 
         trollPositionGauge.setX(troll.getX());
     }
 

+    void moveTroll(Dir d) {
+        moveTroll();
+        gameManager.addToGameSummary(trollRace.starter + " " + d.movement);
+
+        trollMessage.setText(selectTrollMessage(d)).setAlpha(1, Curve.NONE);
+        graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.5, trollMessage);
+        trollMessage.setAlpha(0, Curve.EASE_IN);
+        graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(1, trollMessage);
+    }
+

     void animateTurnCounter() {
         for (int i = 0; i < 10; i++) {
             turnCounter.setText("T" + _turns + "." + i);
     void animateTurnCounter() {
         for (int i = 0; i < 10; i++) {
             turnCounter.setText("T" + _turns + "." + i);


@@ -367,7 +494,7 @@ class View {
         SpriteAnimation debugMode = graphicEntityModule.createSpriteAnimation()
             .setImages(debugModePngs)
             .setX(1920 / 2)
         SpriteAnimation debugMode = graphicEntityModule.createSpriteAnimation()
             .setImages(debugModePngs)
             .setX(1920 / 2)

-            .setY(80)
+            .setY(60)

             .setAnchorX(0.5)
             .setLoop(true);
         toggleModule.displayOnToggleState(debugMode, "debug", true);
             .setAnchorX(0.5)
             .setLoop(true);
         toggleModule.displayOnToggleState(debugMode, "debug", true);


@@ -376,7 +503,7 @@ class View {
             .setAnchorX(0.5)
             .setAnchorY(0)
             .setX(1920 / 2)
             .setAnchorX(0.5)
             .setAnchorY(0)
             .setX(1920 / 2)

-            .setY(280)
+            .setY(260)

             .setStrokeColor(0xff0080)
             .setFillColor(0xff0080)
             .setFontFamily("monospace")
             .setStrokeColor(0xff0080)
             .setFillColor(0xff0080)
             .setFontFamily("monospace")


@@ -385,4 +512,150 @@ class View {
         toggleModule.displayOnToggleState(turnCounter, "debug", true);
         animateTurnCounter();
     }
         toggleModule.displayOnToggleState(turnCounter, "debug", true);
         animateTurnCounter();
     }

+
+    void animateLoss(int x, int y, int size, String message) {
+        int startX;
+        if (x < 1920/2) { startX = 1920; }
+        else if (x > 1920/2) { startX = 1920; }
+        else { startX = 1920 * random.nextInt(2); }
+
+        Text msg = graphicEntityModule.createText(message)
+            .setX(startX)
+            .setY(1080)
+            .setAnchorX(0.5)
+            .setAnchorY(0.5)
+            .setScaleX(3*random.nextDouble() - 1)
+            .setScaleY(3*random.nextDouble() - 1)
+            .setSkewX(2*random.nextDouble() - 1)
+            .setSkewY(2*random.nextDouble() - 1)
+            .setRotation(4*Math.PI * (1 + random.nextDouble())
+                         * (random.nextInt(2) == 0 ? 1 : -1))
+            .setFontSize(0)
+            .setStrokeColor(0xff7f7f)
+            .setFillColor(0xff7f7f)
+            .setFontWeight(Text.FontWeight.BOLD)
+            .setTextAlign(TextBasedEntity.TextAlign.CENTER);
+        graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.25, msg);
+        Curve curve = Curve.ELASTIC;
+        msg.setX(x, Curve.EASE_OUT)
+            .setY(y, Curve.ELASTIC)
+            .setScaleX(1, curve)
+            .setScaleY(1, curve)
+            .setSkewX(0, curve)
+            .setSkewY(0, curve)
+            .setRotation(2*Math.PI * (random.nextDouble() - 0.5), Curve.LINEAR)
+            .setFontSize(size, curve);
+    }
+
+    void doubleDefeat() {
+        gameManager.addToGameSummary(GameManager.formatErrorMessage("Everybody loses!"));
+        animateLoss(1920/2, 680, 150, "L0SERZ!");
+    }
+
+    void draw() {
+        gameManager.addToGameSummary("Draw.");
+        animateLoss(1920/2, 680, 200, "DRAW");
+    }
+
+    String selectTrollMessage(Dir d) {
+        if (random.nextInt(10000) == 0) {
+            return specials[random.nextInt(specials.length)];
+        }
+
+        // yup, still biased
+        int i = random.nextInt(directed.length + isotropic.length / 3);
+        if (i < directed.length) {
+            return directed[i][d.index];
+        }
+        else {
+            return isotropic[random.nextInt(isotropic.length)];
+        }
+    }
+
+    // You'll never remember if you ever saw these…
+    String specials[] = {
+        "Never gonna give you up\nNever gonna let you down\nNever gonna run around and desert you\nNever gonna make you cry\nNever gonna say goodbye\nNever gonna tell a lie and hurt you",
+        "CG know what they're doing."
+    };
+
+    // Most of what ought to happen in normal play
+    String directed[][] = {
+        // movies
+        { "Han shot first", "I am your father", "Greedo shot first" },
+        { "Inception ends\non level zero", "BRAAAAAAM", "Inception ends\non level one" },
+        { "star wars > star trek", "my god, it's full of troll", "star trek > star wars" },
+        // More movie controversies sought.  Apply on the puzzle contrib page.
+
+        // music
+        { "bach > beethoven", "zimmer is overrated", "beethoven > bach" },
+        { "an octave is 12 semitones", "curse you perfect-pitched ppl", "pianos can play in tune" },
+
+        // everyday life
+        { "tea > coffee", "just drink\nkool-aid", "coffee > tea" },
+        { "Marvel > DC", "Disney > 50 shades", "DC > Marvel" },
+        { "cats > dogs", "humans make\ngood pets", "dogs > cats" },
+        { "the moon landing was staged", "elvis lives", "9/11 was an inside job" },
+        { "santa claus is really\nthe tooth fairy", "the easter bunny tasted yummy", "the tooth fairy is\nreally santa claus" },
+        // Ditto.  Need moar troll.
+
+        // gaming
+        { "PC > console", "pong is still\nunequaled", "console > PC" },
+        { "Windows > Linux", "it's all Android anyway", "Linux > Windows" },
+        { "pad > stick", "mouse gaming is lame", "stick > pad" },
+        { "RTS > FPS", "solitaire best game", "FPS > RTS" },
+        { "YT gaming > twitch", "i watch other ppl play", "twitch > YT gaming" },
+        { "orcs are wusses", "the amulet is in another dungeon", "elves are wusses" },
+        { "here's a link to my patreon", "my apm > yours", "here's my soundcloud" },
+        { "all your stones is belong to us", "all your castle are belong to us", "all your rocks is belong to us" },
+        // I'm not exactly a gamer myself, I take hints on the topics du jour
+
+        // programming
+        { "vi < emacs", "i code with Notepad", "emacs > vi" },
+        { "tabs < spaces", "gofmt FTW", "spaces < tabs" },
+        { "LISP is the most\npowerful language", "HTML is a\nprogramming language", "FORTH is the most\npowerful language" },
+        { "static linking best", "symlinking best", "dynamic linking best" },
+        { "NPE > SIGSEGV", "kernel panic", "SIGSEGV > NPE" },
+        { "objects > functions", "it's closures\nall the way down", "functions > objects" },
+        { "GOTO FTW", "COME FROM FTW", "don't use GOTO" },
+        { "Agile > Waterfall", "SCRUM isn't Agile", "Waterfall > Agile" },
+        // This category's not too bad.
+
+        // Internet
+        { "gmail > github", "copy-paste FTW", "github > gmail" },
+        { "MSIE > Safari", "Opera did it first", "Safari > MSIE" },
+        { "bing > yahoo", "duckduckgo best SE", "yahoo > bing" },
+        { "jira > trello", "bugzilla FTW", "trello > jira" },
+        { "IRC > slack", "chat is work", "discord < IRC" },
+        { "trolls > SJW", "i'm not trolling\njust misunderstood", "SJW > trolls" },
+        { "there's an app for that", "there's a bean for that", "there's an applet for that" },
+        // More always welcome here.
+
+        // CodinGame
+        { "my nn is in python", "my language has -O3", "my code is more than 100k" },
+        { "i found a bug\nin temperatures", "i found a bug on\nthe leaderboard", "i found a bug\nin chuck norris" },
+        { "fix it", "how is ur csb", "ezpz" },
+        { "searcho no chokudai", "GAimax is True AI", "Smitsimax FTW" },
+        { "Automaton2000 > NN", "bots > humans", "AutomatonNN > 2000" },
+        { "optimizing for the contest\ntestcase is cheating", "having moar accounts than cg\nstaff will get you banned", "it's not hardcoding\nif it's stochastic" },
+        { "light theme best", "ascii > graphics", "dark theme best" },
+        { "simulation > heuristics", "true AI is just ifs", "heuristics > simulation" },
+        { "bruteforce FTW", "you'll timeout anyway", "algorithms FTW" }
+        // And here.  Especially as I'm not that active on #World or #Ru.
+    };
+
+    // Those for which I couldn't find a meaningful directednessability.
+    String isotropic[] = {
+        "(unclosed",
+        "Electron apps are the fastest",
+        "Rosebud",
+        "Thanos did nothing wrong",
+        "developers developers developers",
+        "the cloud is just\nother ppl's computers",
+        "ur doin it rong",
+        "tortue",
+        "31OCT = 25DEC",
+        "ASCII stupid question\nget a stupid ANSI",
+        "trolling is a art"
+        // I try and avoid those, but if really it fits nowhere else…
+    };

 }
 }