Moar trolling, this one my own

[troll.git] / src / main / java / com / codingame / game / View.java

diff --git a/src/main/java/com/codingame/game/View.java b/src/main/java/com/codingame/game/View.java
index 45b4401..e8ae7d7 100644 (file)
--- a/src/main/java/com/codingame/game/View.java
+++ b/src/main/java/com/codingame/game/View.java
@@ -189,7 +189,7 @@ class View {
         }
 
         void destroy() {
-            gameManager.addToGameSummary(GameManager.formatErrorMessage("Troll destroys " + nicknameToken + "."));
+            gameManager.addToGameSummary(GameManager.formatErrorMessage(trollRace.starter + " destroys " + nicknameToken + "."));
             graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.5, castle);
             castle.setX(castle.getX(), Curve.ELASTIC);
             castle.setScaleY(-0.2, Curve.EASE_IN);
@@ -209,7 +209,7 @@ class View {
         }
 
         void throwStones(int stones) {
-            gameManager.addToGameSummary(String.format("%s throws %d stone%s at the troll.", nicknameToken, stones, stones == 1 ? "" : "s"));
+            gameManager.addToGameSummary(String.format("%s throws %d stone%s at " + trollRace.nonStarter(), nicknameToken, stones, stones == 1 ? "" : "s"));
         }
 
         void threwMoreStonesThanHad() {
@@ -348,12 +348,64 @@ class View {
         }
     }
 
+    enum TrollRace {
+        Troll("The troll", 0xfac200, "bland"),
+        IceTroll("The ice troll", 0x59a2a2, "ice"),
+        RockTroll("The rock troll", 0x78877f, "rock"),
+        WaterTroll("The water troll", 0x2b2fc6, "water"),
+        OlogHai("The Olog-Hai", 0x5b2e7d, "ologhai");
+        String starter, parser; int tint;
+        TrollRace(String s, int t, String p) {
+            starter = s;
+            tint = t;
+            parser = p;
+        }
+        String nonStarter() {
+            return Character.toLowerCase(starter.charAt(0))
+                + starter.substring(1);
+        }
+    }
+    TrollRace trollRace;
+
     private void drawTroll() {
+        int r, league = gameManager.getLeagueLevel();
+        if (league <= 1) r = 4;
+        else if (league <= 2) r = 8;
+        else r = 10;
+
+        r = random.nextInt(r);
+        if (r < 4) trollRace = TrollRace.Troll;
+        else if (r < 6) trollRace = TrollRace.IceTroll;
+        else if (r < 8) trollRace = TrollRace.RockTroll;
+        else if (r < 9) trollRace = TrollRace.WaterTroll;
+        else if (r < 10) trollRace = TrollRace.OlogHai;
+        else throw new RuntimeException("Internal error: unknown troll race " + r);
+
+        // We read it for debugging purposes, but don't echo it back
+        // to the IDE.  It is, after all, *not* a map parameter!
+        String buf = gameManager.getGameParameters().getProperty("ehtnicity");
+        if (buf != null) {
+            String key = "";
+            for (char c : buf.toCharArray())
+                if (Character.isLetter(c))
+                    key += Character.toLowerCase(c);
+            iHateJava: do {
+                for (TrollRace race : TrollRace.values()) {
+                    if (key.equals(race.parser)) {
+                        trollRace = race;
+                        break/*ing news: */ iHateJava;
+                    }
+                }
+                gameManager.addToGameSummary("Ignoring unknown troll race: " + buf);
+            } while (false);
+        }
+        photoFinish: ; // The race is through, but Java has no goto :-(
+
         Sprite trollBody = graphicEntityModule.createSprite()
             .setImage("troll_body.png")
             .setAnchorX(0.5)
             .setAnchorY(1)
-            .setTint(0xfac200);
+            .setTint(trollRace.tint);
         Sprite trollPants = graphicEntityModule.createSprite()
             .setImage("pants_red.png")
             .setAnchorX(0.5)
@@ -411,7 +463,7 @@ class View {
 
     void moveTroll(Dir d) {
         moveTroll();
-        gameManager.addToGameSummary("Troll " + d.movement);
+        gameManager.addToGameSummary(trollRace.starter + " " + d.movement);
 
         trollMessage.setText(selectTrollMessage(d)).setAlpha(1, Curve.NONE);
         graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.5, trollMessage);
@@ -531,6 +583,7 @@ class View {
         // movies
         { "Han shot first", "I am your father", "Greedo shot first" },
         { "Inception ends\non level zero", "BRAAAAAAM", "Inception ends\non level one" },
+        { "star wars > star trek", "my god, it's full of troll", "star trek > star wars" },
         // More movie controversies sought.  Apply on the puzzle contrib page.
 
         // music
@@ -542,6 +595,7 @@ class View {
         { "Marvel > DC", "Disney > 50 shades", "DC > Marvel" },
         { "cats > dogs", "humans make\ngood pets", "dogs > cats" },
         { "the moon landing was staged", "elvis lives", "9/11 was an inside job" },
+        { "santa claus is really\nthe tooth fairy", "the easter bunny tasted yummy", "the tooth fairy is\nreally santa claus" },
         // Ditto.  Need moar troll.
 
         // gaming
@@ -550,6 +604,9 @@ class View {
         { "pad > stick", "mouse gaming is lame", "stick > pad" },
         { "RTS > FPS", "solitaire best game", "FPS > RTS" },
         { "YT gaming > twitch", "i watch other ppl play", "twitch > YT gaming" },
+        { "orcs are wusses", "the amulet is in another dungeon", "elves are wusses" },
+        { "here's a link to my patreon", "my apm > yours", "here's my soundcloud" },
+        { "all your stones is belong to us", "all your castle are belong to us", "all your rocks is belong to us" },
         // I'm not exactly a gamer myself, I take hints on the topics du jour
 
         // programming
@@ -574,6 +631,9 @@ class View {
         // More always welcome here.
 
         // CodinGame
+        { "my nn is in python", "my language has -O3", "my code is more than 100k" },
+        { "i found a bug\nin temperatures", "i found a bug on\nthe leaderboard", "i found a bug\nin chuck norris" },
+        { "fix it", "how is ur csb", "ezpz" },
         { "searcho no chokudai", "GAimax is True AI", "Smitsimax FTW" },
         { "Automaton2000 > NN", "bots > humans", "AutomatonNN > 2000" },
         { "optimizing for the contest\ntestcase is cheating", "having moar accounts than cg\nstaff will get you banned", "it's not hardcoding\nif it's stochastic" },
@@ -585,6 +645,7 @@ class View {
 
     // Those for which I couldn't find a meaningful directednessability.
     String isotropic[] = {
+        "(unclosed",
         "Electron apps are the fastest",
         "Rosebud",
         "Thanos did nothing wrong",
@@ -592,7 +653,6 @@ class View {
         "the cloud is just\nother ppl's computers",
         "ur doin it rong",
         "tortue",
-        "how is ur csb",
         "31OCT = 25DEC",
         "ASCII stupid question\nget a stupid ANSI",
         "trolling is a art"