Debug the CG SDK. Errr… I mean leaguify maps.

[troll.git] / src / main / java / com / codingame / game / View.java

diff --git a/src/main/java/com/codingame/game/View.java b/src/main/java/com/codingame/game/View.java
index 3dabef9..cdc4428 100644 (file)
--- a/src/main/java/com/codingame/game/View.java
+++ b/src/main/java/com/codingame/game/View.java
@@ -14,22 +14,34 @@ import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.Text;
 import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.TextBasedEntity;
 import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.Group;
 import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.Curve;
 import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.TextBasedEntity;
 import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.Group;
 import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.Curve;

-import com.codingame.gameengine.module.toggle.ToggleModule;

 import com.google.inject.Inject;
 
 class View {
     @Inject private MultiplayerGameManager<com.codingame.game.Player> gameManager;
     @Inject private GraphicEntityModule graphicEntityModule;
 import com.google.inject.Inject;
 
 class View {
     @Inject private MultiplayerGameManager<com.codingame.game.Player> gameManager;
     @Inject private GraphicEntityModule graphicEntityModule;

-    @Inject ToggleModule toggleModule;
-
-    enum Dir {
-        LEFT("walks left.", 0),
-        STILL("stands still.", 1),
-        RIGHT("walks right.", 2);
-
-        String movement; int index;
-        Dir(String mvt, int i) { movement = mvt; index = i; }
-    }
+    @Inject PantsModule pantsModule;
+
+    /*
+     * Frame timings, for a base frame length of 2s:
+     *   - first half: stone throw
+     *   - second half: troll move
+     * The troll message is anchored around the troll move.
+     */
+    private final double STONE_THROW_START = 0.0;
+    private final double STONE_THROW_PEAK = 0.25;
+    private final double STONE_THROW_END = 0.5;
+    private final double TROLL_MOVE_START = 0.5;
+    private final double TROLL_MOVE_END = 1.0;
+    private final double TROLL_MESSAGE_START = 0.5;
+    private final double TROLL_MESSAGE_END = 1.0;
+
+    /*
+     * Castle destruction and endgame message pertain to an endgame
+     * frame only.
+     */
+    private final double AVATAR_ANIMATION_START = 0.5;
+    private final double CASTLE_DESTRUCTION_START = 0.0;
+    private final double CASTLE_DESTRUCTION_END = 0.5;

 
     class Player {
         Model.Player model;
 
     class Player {
         Model.Player model;


@@ -134,7 +146,68 @@ class View {
                 .setFillColor(0xff0080)
                 .setAnchorX(p0 ? 0 : 1)
                 .setAnchorY(0.5);
                 .setFillColor(0xff0080)
                 .setAnchorX(p0 ? 0 : 1)
                 .setAnchorY(0.5);

-            toggleModule.displayOnToggleState(stoneReminder, "debug", true);
+            pantsModule.displayOnToggleState(stoneReminder, "debug", true);
+        }
+
+        void startTurn() {
+            graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.0, stoneReminder);
+        }
+
+        void disqualify(String message) {
+            gameManager.addToGameSummary(GameManager.formatErrorMessage(nicknameToken + " " + message));
+        }
+
+        void victory() {
+            gameManager.addToGameSummary(GameManager.formatSuccessMessage(nicknameToken + " wins."));
+            View.this.endgameFrame();
+            markWinner();
+        }
+
+        void defeat() {
+            gameManager.addToGameSummary(GameManager.formatErrorMessage(trollRace.starter + " destroys " + nicknameToken + "."));
+            destroyCastle();
+        }
+
+        // ========== Player/avatar markings
+
+        void markTimeout() {
+            animateLoss(avatar.getX(), avatar.getY(), 100, "SLOW\nPOKE");
+        }
+
+        void markIllegal() {
+            animateLoss(avatar.getX(), avatar.getY(), 100, "STUPID");
+        }
+
+        void markCheat() {
+            animateLoss(avatar.getX(), avatar.getY(), 100, "CHEATER");
+        }
+
+        void markWinner() {
+            graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(AVATAR_ANIMATION_START, avatar);
+            avatar.setScaleX(1.5, Curve.EASE_OUT);
+            avatar.setScaleY(1.5, Curve.EASE_OUT);
+            avatar.setRotation((random.nextDouble() - 0.5) * Math.PI / 18,
+                               Curve.ELASTIC);
+        }
+
+        void markLoser() {
+            graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(AVATAR_ANIMATION_START, avatar);
+            int dir = random.nextInt(2) == 1 ? 1 : -1;
+            avatar.setRotation(dir * 170 * Math.PI / 180, Curve.ELASTIC);
+        }
+
+        // ==========Player/stones
+
+        void throwStones(int stones) {
+            gameManager.addToGameSummary(String.format("%s throws %d stone%s at " + trollRace.nonStarter(), nicknameToken, stones, stones == 1 ? "" : "s"));
+        }
+
+        void threwMoreStonesThanHad() {
+            gameManager.addToGameSummary(GameManager.formatErrorMessage(nicknameToken + " tried to throw more stones than they had.  I'll let it slide for this time.  (But not let them throw that much!)"));
+        }
+
+        void failedToThrowStonesAndShouldHave() {
+            gameManager.addToGameSummary(GameManager.formatErrorMessage(nicknameToken + " tried not throwing any stones.  Fixing that for them because I'm in a good mood today."));

         }
 
         void updateStoneCounter() {
         }
 
         void updateStoneCounter() {


@@ -150,6 +223,7 @@ class View {
             else {
                 stoneCounter.setText(stones + " stones");
             }
             else {
                 stoneCounter.setText(stones + " stones");
             }

+            graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(STONE_THROW_PEAK, stoneCounter);

         }
 
         void animateStones(int stones) {
         }
 
         void animateStones(int stones) {


@@ -158,80 +232,39 @@ class View {
             stone.setY(castle.getY() - 100);
             stone.setText(stonesString);
             stone.setAlpha(1);
             stone.setY(castle.getY() - 100);
             stone.setText(stonesString);
             stone.setAlpha(1);

-            graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0, stone);
+            graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(STONE_THROW_START, stone);

     
             int peakX = (castle.getX() + troll.getX()) / 2;
             int peakY = 540;
             stone.setX(peakX);
             stone.setY(peakY, Curve.EASE_OUT);
     
             int peakX = (castle.getX() + troll.getX()) / 2;
             int peakY = 540;
             stone.setX(peakX);
             stone.setY(peakY, Curve.EASE_OUT);

-            graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.25,
+            graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(STONE_THROW_PEAK,

                                                   stone,
                                                   stoneCounter);
     
             stone.setX(troll.getX());
             stone.setY(troll.getY() - 50, Curve.EASE_IN);
             stone.setAlpha(0, Curve.EASE_IN);
                                                   stone,
                                                   stoneCounter);
     
             stone.setX(troll.getX());
             stone.setY(troll.getY() - 50, Curve.EASE_IN);
             stone.setAlpha(0, Curve.EASE_IN);

-            graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.5, stone);
+            graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(STONE_THROW_END, stone);

 
             stoneReminder.setText(stonesString);
 
             stoneReminder.setText(stonesString);

-            graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0, stoneReminder);
+            graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.0, stoneReminder);

         }
 
         }
 

+        // ========== Player/castle
+

         void displayMessage(String msg) {
             message.setText(msg);
         void displayMessage(String msg) {
             message.setText(msg);

-            graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0, message);
-        }
-
-        void markLoser() {
-            graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.5, avatar);
-            int dir = random.nextInt(2) == 1 ? 1 : -1;
-            avatar.setRotation(dir * 170 * Math.PI / 180, Curve.ELASTIC);
+            graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.0, message);

         }
 
         }
 

-        void destroy() {
-            gameManager.addToGameSummary(GameManager.formatErrorMessage(trollRace.starter + " destroys " + nicknameToken + "."));
-            graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.5, castle);
+        void destroyCastle() {
+            graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(CASTLE_DESTRUCTION_START, castle);

             castle.setX(castle.getX(), Curve.ELASTIC);
             castle.setScaleY(-0.2, Curve.EASE_IN);
             castle.setX(castle.getX(), Curve.ELASTIC);
             castle.setScaleY(-0.2, Curve.EASE_IN);

+            graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(CASTLE_DESTRUCTION_END, castle);

         }
         }

-
-        void startTurn() {
-            graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0, stoneReminder);
-        }
-
-        void victory() {
-            gameManager.addToGameSummary(GameManager.formatSuccessMessage(nicknameToken + " wins."));
-            graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.5, avatar);
-            avatar.setScaleX(1.5, Curve.EASE_OUT);
-            avatar.setScaleY(1.5, Curve.EASE_OUT);
-            avatar.setRotation((random.nextDouble() - 0.5) * Math.PI / 18,
-                               Curve.ELASTIC);
-        }
-
-        void throwStones(int stones) {
-            gameManager.addToGameSummary(String.format("%s throws %d stone%s at " + trollRace.nonStarter(), nicknameToken, stones, stones == 1 ? "" : "s"));
-        }
-
-        void threwMoreStonesThanHad() {
-            gameManager.addToGameSummary(GameManager.formatErrorMessage(nicknameToken + " tried to throw more stones than they had.  I'll let it slide for this time.  (But not let them throw that much!)"));
-        }
-
-        void failedToThrowStonesAndShouldHave() {
-            gameManager.addToGameSummary(GameManager.formatErrorMessage(nicknameToken + " tried not throwing any stones.  Fixing that for them because I'm in a good mood today."));
-        }
-
-        void markTimeout() {
-            animateLoss(avatar.getX(), avatar.getY(), 100, "SLOW\nPOKE");
-        }
-
-        void markIllegal() {
-            animateLoss(avatar.getX(), avatar.getY(), 100, "STUPID");
-        }
-
-        void markCheat() {
-            animateLoss(avatar.getX(), avatar.getY(), 100, "CHEATER");
-        }
-    }
+    } // class Player

 
     Model model;
     Random random = new Random();
 
     Model model;
     Random random = new Random();


@@ -241,8 +274,12 @@ class View {
     Player p0 = new Player(), p1 = new Player();
     Text turnCounter; int _turns = 0;
 
     Player p0 = new Player(), p1 = new Player();
     Text turnCounter; int _turns = 0;
 

+    // ==================== Referee interface
+

     void init(Model m) {
         model = m;
     void init(Model m) {
         model = m;

+
+        gameManager.setFrameDuration(2000);

         drawBackground();
 
         /*
         drawBackground();
 
         /*


@@ -271,6 +308,24 @@ class View {
         animateTurnCounter();
     }
 
         animateTurnCounter();
     }
 

+    void endgameFrame() {
+        gameManager.setFrameDuration(2000);
+    }
+
+    void doubleDefeat() {
+        gameManager.addToGameSummary(GameManager.formatErrorMessage("Everybody loses!"));
+        endgameFrame();
+        animateLoss(1920/2, 680, 150, "L0SERZ!");
+    }
+
+    void draw() {
+        gameManager.addToGameSummary("Draw.");
+        endgameFrame();
+        animateLoss(1920/2, 680, 200, "DRAW");
+    }
+
+    // drawBackground() helper class
+    // @Java nerds: is this avoidable?

     private class Pos {
         int x, y;
         Pos(int _x, int _y) { x = _x; y = _y; }
     private class Pos {
         int x, y;
         Pos(int _x, int _y) { x = _x; y = _y; }


@@ -346,8 +401,22 @@ class View {
                 .setSkewX((random.nextDouble() - 0.5) /4)
                 .setSkewY((random.nextDouble() - 0.5) /8);
         }
                 .setSkewX((random.nextDouble() - 0.5) /4)
                 .setSkewY((random.nextDouble() - 0.5) /8);
         }

+
+        // base png: 514×387
+        Sprite f7u12 = graphicEntityModule.createSprite()
+            .setImage("f7u12.png")
+            .setX(1920 / 2)
+            .setY(1080 / 2)
+            .setAnchorX(0.5)
+            .setAnchorY(0.5)
+            .setBaseWidth(514*1080/387)
+            .setBaseHeight(1080)
+            .setZIndex(200);
+        pantsModule.displayOnToggleState(f7u12, "troll", true);

     }
 
     }
 

+    // ==================== Troll
+

     enum TrollRace {
         Troll("The troll", 0xfac200, "bland"),
         IceTroll("The ice troll", 0x59a2a2, "ice"),
     enum TrollRace {
         Troll("The troll", 0xfac200, "bland"),
         IceTroll("The ice troll", 0x59a2a2, "ice"),


@@ -406,11 +475,29 @@ class View {
             .setAnchorX(0.5)
             .setAnchorY(1)
             .setTint(trollRace.tint);
             .setAnchorX(0.5)
             .setAnchorY(1)
             .setTint(trollRace.tint);

-        Sprite trollPants = graphicEntityModule.createSprite()
+        Sprite trollPantsRed = graphicEntityModule.createSprite()

             .setImage("pants_red.png")
             .setAnchorX(0.5)
             .setAnchorY(1);
             .setImage("pants_red.png")
             .setAnchorX(0.5)
             .setAnchorY(1);

-        troll = graphicEntityModule.createGroup(trollBody, trollPants)
+        pantsModule.displayOnPantsState(trollPantsRed, 1);
+        Sprite trollPantsGreen = graphicEntityModule.createSprite()
+            .setImage("pants_green.png")
+            .setAnchorX(0.5)
+            .setAnchorY(1);
+        pantsModule.displayOnPantsState(trollPantsGreen, 2);
+        Sprite trollPantsBlue = graphicEntityModule.createSprite()
+            .setImage("pants_blue.png")
+            .setAnchorX(0.5)
+            .setAnchorY(1);
+        pantsModule.displayOnPantsState(trollPantsBlue, 3);
+        Sprite trollPantsPerv = graphicEntityModule.createSprite()
+            .setImage("pants_perv.png")
+            .setAnchorX(0.5)
+            .setAnchorY(1);
+        pantsModule.displayOnPantsState(trollPantsPerv, 4);
+        troll = graphicEntityModule
+            .createGroup(trollBody, trollPantsRed,
+                         trollPantsGreen, trollPantsBlue, trollPantsPerv)

             .setX(1920/2)
             .setY(880)
             .setScaleX(random.nextInt(2) == 0 ? 1 : -1)
             .setX(1920/2)
             .setY(880)
             .setScaleX(random.nextInt(2) == 0 ? 1 : -1)


@@ -425,6 +512,7 @@ class View {
         moveTroll();
 
         trollMessage = graphicEntityModule.createText()
         moveTroll();
 
         trollMessage = graphicEntityModule.createText()

+            .setZIndex(1)

             .setX(1902/2)
             .setY(680)
             .setAnchorX(0.5)
             .setX(1902/2)
             .setY(680)
             .setAnchorX(0.5)


@@ -433,11 +521,11 @@ class View {
             .setStrokeColor(0xFFFF00)
             .setFillColor(0xFFFF00)
             .setFontSize(40);
             .setStrokeColor(0xFFFF00)
             .setFillColor(0xFFFF00)
             .setFontSize(40);

-        toggleModule.displayOnToggleState(trollMessage, "verboseTrolling", true);
+        pantsModule.displayOnToggleState(trollMessage, "verboseTrolling", true);

     }
 
     }
 

-    private void moveTroll() {
-        graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.5, troll, trollPositionGauge);
+    void moveTroll() {
+        graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(TROLL_MOVE_START, troll, trollPositionGauge);

         int x0 = p0.castle.getX(), x1 = p1.castle.getX();
         int y0 = p0.castle.getY(), y1 = p1.castle.getY();
         troll.setX(x0 + model.trollPosition * (x1-x0) / model.roadLength,
         int x0 = p0.castle.getX(), x1 = p1.castle.getX();
         int y0 = p0.castle.getY(), y1 = p1.castle.getY();
         troll.setX(x0 + model.trollPosition * (x1-x0) / model.roadLength,


@@ -457,20 +545,47 @@ class View {
         else {
             trollPositionGauge.setText(distLeft + " ↔ " + distRight);
         }
         else {
             trollPositionGauge.setText(distLeft + " ↔ " + distRight);
         }

-        graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.75, trollPositionGauge);
+        final double moveMid = (TROLL_MOVE_START + TROLL_MOVE_END) / 2;
+        graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(moveMid, trollPositionGauge);

         trollPositionGauge.setX(troll.getX());
     }
 
         trollPositionGauge.setX(troll.getX());
     }
 

+    enum Dir {
+        LEFT("walks left.", 0),
+        STILL("stands still.", 1),
+        RIGHT("walks right.", 2);
+
+        String movement; int index;
+        Dir(String mvt, int i) { movement = mvt; index = i; }
+    }
+

     void moveTroll(Dir d) {
         moveTroll();
         gameManager.addToGameSummary(trollRace.starter + " " + d.movement);
 
         trollMessage.setText(selectTrollMessage(d)).setAlpha(1, Curve.NONE);
     void moveTroll(Dir d) {
         moveTroll();
         gameManager.addToGameSummary(trollRace.starter + " " + d.movement);
 
         trollMessage.setText(selectTrollMessage(d)).setAlpha(1, Curve.NONE);

-        graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.5, trollMessage);
+        graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(TROLL_MESSAGE_START, trollMessage);

         trollMessage.setAlpha(0, Curve.EASE_IN);
         trollMessage.setAlpha(0, Curve.EASE_IN);

-        graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(1, trollMessage);
+        graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(TROLL_MESSAGE_END, trollMessage);

     }
 
     }
 

+    String selectTrollMessage(Dir d) {
+        if (random.nextInt(10000) == 0) {
+            return TrollText.specials[random.nextInt(TrollText.specials.length)];
+        }
+
+        // yup, still biased
+        int i = random.nextInt(TrollText.directed.length + TrollText.isotropic.length / 3);
+        if (i < TrollText.directed.length) {
+            return TrollText.directed[i][d.index];
+        }
+        else {
+            return TrollText.isotropic[random.nextInt(TrollText.isotropic.length)];
+        }
+    }
+
+    // ==================== Debug information
+

     void animateTurnCounter() {
         for (int i = 0; i < 10; i++) {
             turnCounter.setText("T" + _turns + "." + i);
     void animateTurnCounter() {
         for (int i = 0; i < 10; i++) {
             turnCounter.setText("T" + _turns + "." + i);


@@ -497,7 +612,7 @@ class View {
             .setY(60)
             .setAnchorX(0.5)
             .setLoop(true);
             .setY(60)
             .setAnchorX(0.5)
             .setLoop(true);

-        toggleModule.displayOnToggleState(debugMode, "debug", true);
+        pantsModule.displayOnToggleState(debugMode, "debug", true);

 
         turnCounter = graphicEntityModule.createText()
             .setAnchorX(0.5)
 
         turnCounter = graphicEntityModule.createText()
             .setAnchorX(0.5)


@@ -509,14 +624,16 @@ class View {
             .setFontFamily("monospace")
             .setFontWeight(Text.FontWeight.BOLD)
             .setFontSize(100);
             .setFontFamily("monospace")
             .setFontWeight(Text.FontWeight.BOLD)
             .setFontSize(100);

-        toggleModule.displayOnToggleState(turnCounter, "debug", true);
+        pantsModule.displayOnToggleState(turnCounter, "debug", true);

         animateTurnCounter();
     }
 
         animateTurnCounter();
     }
 

+    // ==================== Endgame status
+

     void animateLoss(int x, int y, int size, String message) {
         int startX;
         if (x < 1920/2) { startX = 1920; }
     void animateLoss(int x, int y, int size, String message) {
         int startX;
         if (x < 1920/2) { startX = 1920; }

-        else if (x > 1920/2) { startX = 1920; }
+        else if (x > 1920/2) { startX = 0; }

         else { startX = 1920 * random.nextInt(2); }
 
         Text msg = graphicEntityModule.createText(message)
         else { startX = 1920 * random.nextInt(2); }
 
         Text msg = graphicEntityModule.createText(message)


@@ -535,7 +652,7 @@ class View {
             .setFillColor(0xff7f7f)
             .setFontWeight(Text.FontWeight.BOLD)
             .setTextAlign(TextBasedEntity.TextAlign.CENTER);
             .setFillColor(0xff7f7f)
             .setFontWeight(Text.FontWeight.BOLD)
             .setTextAlign(TextBasedEntity.TextAlign.CENTER);

-        graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.25, msg);
+        graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.0, msg);

         Curve curve = Curve.ELASTIC;
         msg.setX(x, Curve.EASE_OUT)
             .setY(y, Curve.ELASTIC)
         Curve curve = Curve.ELASTIC;
         msg.setX(x, Curve.EASE_OUT)
             .setY(y, Curve.ELASTIC)


@@ -546,114 +663,4 @@ class View {
             .setRotation(2*Math.PI * (random.nextDouble() - 0.5), Curve.LINEAR)
             .setFontSize(size, curve);
     }
             .setRotation(2*Math.PI * (random.nextDouble() - 0.5), Curve.LINEAR)
             .setFontSize(size, curve);
     }

-
-    void doubleDefeat() {
-        gameManager.addToGameSummary(GameManager.formatErrorMessage("Everybody loses!"));
-        animateLoss(1920/2, 680, 150, "L0SERZ!");
-    }
-
-    void draw() {
-        gameManager.addToGameSummary("Draw.");
-        animateLoss(1920/2, 680, 200, "DRAW");
-    }
-
-    String selectTrollMessage(Dir d) {
-        if (random.nextInt(10000) == 0) {
-            return specials[random.nextInt(specials.length)];
-        }
-
-        // yup, still biased
-        int i = random.nextInt(directed.length + isotropic.length / 3);
-        if (i < directed.length) {
-            return directed[i][d.index];
-        }
-        else {
-            return isotropic[random.nextInt(isotropic.length)];
-        }
-    }
-
-    // You'll never remember if you ever saw these…
-    String specials[] = {
-        "Never gonna give you up\nNever gonna let you down\nNever gonna run around and desert you\nNever gonna make you cry\nNever gonna say goodbye\nNever gonna tell a lie and hurt you",
-        "CG know what they're doing."
-    };
-
-    // Most of what ought to happen in normal play
-    String directed[][] = {
-        // movies
-        { "Han shot first", "I am your father", "Greedo shot first" },
-        { "Inception ends\non level zero", "BRAAAAAAM", "Inception ends\non level one" },
-        { "star wars > star trek", "my god, it's full of troll", "star trek > star wars" },
-        // More movie controversies sought.  Apply on the puzzle contrib page.
-
-        // music
-        { "bach > beethoven", "zimmer is overrated", "beethoven > bach" },
-        { "an octave is 12 semitones", "curse you perfect-pitched ppl", "pianos can play in tune" },
-
-        // everyday life
-        { "tea > coffee", "just drink\nkool-aid", "coffee > tea" },
-        { "Marvel > DC", "Disney > 50 shades", "DC > Marvel" },
-        { "cats > dogs", "humans make\ngood pets", "dogs > cats" },
-        { "the moon landing was staged", "elvis lives", "9/11 was an inside job" },
-        // Ditto.  Need moar troll.
-
-        // gaming
-        { "PC > console", "pong is still\nunequaled", "console > PC" },
-        { "Windows > Linux", "it's all Android anyway", "Linux > Windows" },
-        { "pad > stick", "mouse gaming is lame", "stick > pad" },
-        { "RTS > FPS", "solitaire best game", "FPS > RTS" },
-        { "YT gaming > twitch", "i watch other ppl play", "twitch > YT gaming" },
-        { "orcs are wusses", "the amulet is in another dungeon", "elves are wusses" },
-        { "here's a link to my patreon", "my apm > yours", "here's my soundcloud" },
-        { "all your stones is belong to us", "all your castle are belong to us", "all your rocks is belong to us" },
-        // I'm not exactly a gamer myself, I take hints on the topics du jour
-
-        // programming
-        { "vi < emacs", "i code with Notepad", "emacs > vi" },
-        { "tabs < spaces", "gofmt FTW", "spaces < tabs" },
-        { "LISP is the most\npowerful language", "HTML is a\nprogramming language", "FORTH is the most\npowerful language" },
-        { "static linking best", "symlinking best", "dynamic linking best" },
-        { "NPE > SIGSEGV", "kernel panic", "SIGSEGV > NPE" },
-        { "objects > functions", "it's closures\nall the way down", "functions > objects" },
-        { "GOTO FTW", "COME FROM FTW", "don't use GOTO" },
-        { "Agile > Waterfall", "SCRUM isn't Agile", "Waterfall > Agile" },
-        // This category's not too bad.
-
-        // Internet
-        { "gmail > github", "copy-paste FTW", "github > gmail" },
-        { "MSIE > Safari", "Opera did it first", "Safari > MSIE" },
-        { "bing > yahoo", "duckduckgo best SE", "yahoo > bing" },
-        { "jira > trello", "bugzilla FTW", "trello > jira" },
-        { "IRC > slack", "chat is work", "discord < IRC" },
-        { "trolls > SJW", "i'm not trolling\njust misunderstood", "SJW > trolls" },
-        { "there's an app for that", "there's a bean for that", "there's an applet for that" },
-        // More always welcome here.
-
-        // CodinGame
-        { "my nn is in python", "my language has -O3", "my code is more than 100k" },
-        { "i found a bug\nin temperatures", "i found a bug on\nthe leaderboard", "i found a bug\nin chuck norris" },
-        { "fix it", "how is ur csb", "ezpz" },
-        { "searcho no chokudai", "GAimax is True AI", "Smitsimax FTW" },
-        { "Automaton2000 > NN", "bots > humans", "AutomatonNN > 2000" },
-        { "optimizing for the contest\ntestcase is cheating", "having moar accounts than cg\nstaff will get you banned", "it's not hardcoding\nif it's stochastic" },
-        { "light theme best", "ascii > graphics", "dark theme best" },
-        { "simulation > heuristics", "true AI is just ifs", "heuristics > simulation" },
-        { "bruteforce FTW", "you'll timeout anyway", "algorithms FTW" }
-        // And here.  Especially as I'm not that active on #World or #Ru.
-    };
-
-    // Those for which I couldn't find a meaningful directednessability.
-    String isotropic[] = {
-        "Electron apps are the fastest",
-        "Rosebud",
-        "Thanos did nothing wrong",
-        "developers developers developers",
-        "the cloud is just\nother ppl's computers",
-        "ur doin it rong",
-        "tortue",
-        "31OCT = 25DEC",
-        "ASCII stupid question\nget a stupid ANSI",
-        "trolling is a art"
-        // I try and avoid those, but if really it fits nowhere else…
-    };

 }
 }