X-Git-Url: https://troll.desast.re/troll.git/blobdiff_plain/e0da785e68b21f4906f4f0bc849bb7bbab1abeb8..1e78d2be8977e3479885be3f1203b41385303fb9:/src/main/java/com/codingame/game/View.java

diff --git a/src/main/java/com/codingame/game/View.java b/src/main/java/com/codingame/game/View.java
index b59c0a8..9ef1d6b 100644
--- a/src/main/java/com/codingame/game/View.java
+++ b/src/main/java/com/codingame/game/View.java
@@ -23,12 +23,12 @@ class View {
     @Inject ToggleModule toggleModule;
 
     enum Dir {
-        LEFT("walks left."),
-        STILL("stands still."),
-        RIGHT("walks right.");
+        LEFT("walks left.", 0),
+        STILL("stands still.", 1),
+        RIGHT("walks right.", 2);
 
-        String movement;
-        Dir(String mvt) { movement = mvt; }
+        String movement; int index;
+        Dir(String mvt, int i) { movement = mvt; index = i; }
     }
 
     class Player {
@@ -235,6 +235,7 @@ class View {
 
     Model model;
     Random random = new Random();
+    Text trollMessage;
     Sprite troll;
     Text trollPositionGauge;
     Player p0 = new Player(), p1 = new Player();
@@ -265,6 +266,8 @@ class View {
         p0.startTurn();
         p1.startTurn();
 
+        trollMessage.setX(troll.getX());
+
         animateTurnCounter();
     }
 
@@ -360,8 +363,18 @@ class View {
             .setX(1980/2)
             .setY(980)
             .setFillColor(0xffffff);
-
         moveTroll();
+
+        trollMessage = graphicEntityModule.createText()
+            .setX(1902/2)
+            .setY(680)
+            .setAnchorX(0.5)
+            .setAnchorY(0)
+            .setTextAlign(TextBasedEntity.TextAlign.CENTER)
+            .setStrokeColor(0xFFFF00)
+            .setFillColor(0xFFFF00)
+            .setFontSize(40);
+        toggleModule.displayOnToggleState(trollMessage, "verboseTrolling", true);
     }
 
     private void moveTroll() {
@@ -392,6 +405,11 @@ class View {
     void moveTroll(Dir d) {
         moveTroll();
         gameManager.addToGameSummary("Troll " + d.movement);
+
+        trollMessage.setText(selectTrollMessage(d)).setAlpha(1, Curve.NONE);
+        graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.5, trollMessage);
+        trollMessage.setAlpha(0, Curve.EASE_IN);
+        graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(1, trollMessage);
     }
 
     void animateTurnCounter() {
@@ -479,4 +497,80 @@ class View {
         gameManager.addToGameSummary("Draw.");
         animateLoss(1920/2, 680, 200, "DRAW");
     }
+
+    String selectTrollMessage(Dir d) {
+        if (random.nextInt(10000) == 0) {
+            return specials[random.nextInt(specials.length)];
+        }
+
+        // yup, still biased
+        int i = random.nextInt(directed.length + isotropic.length / 3);
+        if (i < directed.length) {
+            return directed[i][d.index];
+        }
+        else {
+            return isotropic[random.nextInt(isotropic.length)];
+        }
+    }
+
+    String specials[] = {
+        "Never gonna give you up\nNever gonna let you down\nNever gonna run around and desert you\nNever gonna make you cry\nNever gonna say goodbye\nNever gonna tell a lie and hurt you",
+        "CG know what they're doing."
+    };
+
+    String directed[][] = {
+        // movies
+        { "Han shot first", "I am your father", "Greedo shot first" },
+
+        // everyday life
+        { "tea > coffee", "just drink\nkool-aid", "coffee > tea" },
+        { "Marvel > DC", "Disney > 50 shades", "DC > Marvel" },
+        { "cats > dogs", "humans make\ngood pets", "dogs > cats" },
+
+        // gaming
+        { "PC > console", "pong is still\nunequaled", "console > PC" },
+        { "Windows > Linux", "it's all Android anyway", "Linux > Windows" },
+        { "pad > stick", "mouse gaming is lame", "stick > pad" },
+        { "RTS > FPS", "solitaire best game", "FPS > RTS" },
+        { "YT gaming > twitch", "i watch other ppl play", "twitch > YT gaming" },
+
+        // programming
+        { "vi < emacs", "i code with Notepad", "emacs > vi" },
+        { "tabs < spaces", "gofmt FTW", "spaces < tabs" },
+        { "LISP is the most\npowerful language", "HTML is a\nprogramming language", "Forth is the most\npowerful language" },
+        { "static linking best", "symlinking best", "dynamic linking best" },
+        { "NPE > SIGSEGV", "kernel panic", "SIGSEGV > NPE" },
+        { "objects > functions", "it's closures\nall the way down", "functions > objects" },
+        { "GOTO FTW", "COME FROM FTW", "don't use GOTO" },
+        { "Agile > Waterfall", "SCRUM isn't Agile", "Waterfall > Agile" },
+
+        // Internet
+        { "gmail > github", "copy-paste FTW", "github > gmail" },
+        { "MSIE > Safari", "Opera did it first", "Safari > MSIE" },
+        { "bing > yahoo", "duckduckgo best SE", "yahoo > bing" },
+        { "jira > trello", "bugzilla FTW", "trello > jira" },
+        { "IRC > slack", "chat is work", "discord < IRC" },
+        { "trolls > SJW", "i'm not trolling\njust misunderstood", "SJW > trolls" },
+
+        // CodinGame
+        { "searcho no chokudai", "GAimax is True AI", "Smitsimax FTW" },
+        { "Automaton2000 > NN", "bots > humans", "AutomatonNN > 2000" },
+        { "light theme best", "ascii > graphics", "dark theme best" },
+        { "simulation beats heuristics", "true AI is just ifs", "heuristics beat simulation" },
+        { "bruteforce always prevails", "you'll timeout anyway", "algorithms always prevail" }
+    };
+
+    String isotropic[] = {
+        "Electron apps are the fastest",
+        "Rosebud",
+        "Thanos did nothing wrong",
+        "developers developers developers",
+        "the cloud is just\nother ppl's computers",
+        "ur doin it rong",
+        "tortue",
+        "how is ur csb",
+        "31OCT = 25DEC",
+        "ASCII stupid question\nget a stupid ANSI",
+        "trolling is a art"
+    };
 }