X-Git-Url: https://troll.desast.re/troll.git/blobdiff_plain/f1557b1498b1a64d32a0e7e40dbe8899468ffc2d..1e78d2be8977e3479885be3f1203b41385303fb9:/src/main/java/com/codingame/game/View.java diff --git a/src/main/java/com/codingame/game/View.java b/src/main/java/com/codingame/game/View.java index 804cda7..9ef1d6b 100644 --- a/src/main/java/com/codingame/game/View.java +++ b/src/main/java/com/codingame/game/View.java @@ -11,6 +11,7 @@ import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.Rectangle; import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.Sprite; import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.SpriteAnimation; import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.Text; +import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.TextBasedEntity; import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.Group; import com.codingame.gameengine.module.entities.Curve; import com.codingame.gameengine.module.toggle.ToggleModule; @@ -22,12 +23,12 @@ class View { @Inject ToggleModule toggleModule; enum Dir { - LEFT("walks left."), - STILL("stands still."), - RIGHT("walks right."); + LEFT("walks left.", 0), + STILL("stands still.", 1), + RIGHT("walks right.", 2); - String movement; - Dir(String mvt) { movement = mvt; } + String movement; int index; + Dir(String mvt, int i) { movement = mvt; index = i; } } class Player { @@ -127,10 +128,13 @@ class View { .setX(p0 ? x + 100 : x - 100) .setY(y) .setZIndex(20) - .setFontSize(75) - .setFillColor(0x3f3f3f) + .setFontSize(80) + .setFontFamily("monospace") + .setStrokeColor(0xff0080) + .setFillColor(0xff0080) .setAnchorX(p0 ? 0 : 1) .setAnchorY(0.5); + toggleModule.displayOnToggleState(stoneReminder, "debug", true); } void updateStoneCounter() { @@ -170,9 +174,7 @@ class View { graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.5, stone); stoneReminder.setText(stonesString); - graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.25, stoneReminder); - stoneReminder.setAlpha(1); - graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.5, stoneReminder); + graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0, stoneReminder); } void displayMessage(String msg) { @@ -194,12 +196,16 @@ class View { } void startTurn() { - stoneReminder.setAlpha(0); graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0, stoneReminder); } void victory() { gameManager.addToGameSummary(GameManager.formatSuccessMessage(nicknameToken + " wins.")); + graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.5, avatar); + avatar.setScaleX(1.5, Curve.EASE_OUT); + avatar.setScaleY(1.5, Curve.EASE_OUT); + avatar.setRotation((random.nextDouble() - 0.5) * Math.PI / 18, + Curve.ELASTIC); } void throwStones(int stones) { @@ -213,10 +219,23 @@ class View { void failedToThrowStonesAndShouldHave() { gameManager.addToGameSummary(GameManager.formatErrorMessage(nicknameToken + " tried not throwing any stones. Fixing that for them because I'm in a good mood today.")); } + + void markTimeout() { + animateLoss(avatar.getX(), avatar.getY(), 100, "SLOW\nPOKE"); + } + + void markIllegal() { + animateLoss(avatar.getX(), avatar.getY(), 100, "STUPID"); + } + + void markCheat() { + animateLoss(avatar.getX(), avatar.getY(), 100, "CHEATER"); + } } Model model; Random random = new Random(); + Text trollMessage; Sprite troll; Text trollPositionGauge; Player p0 = new Player(), p1 = new Player(); @@ -247,6 +266,8 @@ class View { p0.startTurn(); p1.startTurn(); + trollMessage.setX(troll.getX()); + animateTurnCounter(); } @@ -342,8 +363,18 @@ class View { .setX(1980/2) .setY(980) .setFillColor(0xffffff); - moveTroll(); + + trollMessage = graphicEntityModule.createText() + .setX(1902/2) + .setY(680) + .setAnchorX(0.5) + .setAnchorY(0) + .setTextAlign(TextBasedEntity.TextAlign.CENTER) + .setStrokeColor(0xFFFF00) + .setFillColor(0xFFFF00) + .setFontSize(40); + toggleModule.displayOnToggleState(trollMessage, "verboseTrolling", true); } private void moveTroll() { @@ -374,6 +405,11 @@ class View { void moveTroll(Dir d) { moveTroll(); gameManager.addToGameSummary("Troll " + d.movement); + + trollMessage.setText(selectTrollMessage(d)).setAlpha(1, Curve.NONE); + graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.5, trollMessage); + trollMessage.setAlpha(0, Curve.EASE_IN); + graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(1, trollMessage); } void animateTurnCounter() { @@ -399,7 +435,7 @@ class View { SpriteAnimation debugMode = graphicEntityModule.createSpriteAnimation() .setImages(debugModePngs) .setX(1920 / 2) - .setY(80) + .setY(60) .setAnchorX(0.5) .setLoop(true); toggleModule.displayOnToggleState(debugMode, "debug", true); @@ -408,7 +444,7 @@ class View { .setAnchorX(0.5) .setAnchorY(0) .setX(1920 / 2) - .setY(280) + .setY(260) .setStrokeColor(0xff0080) .setFillColor(0xff0080) .setFontFamily("monospace") @@ -418,11 +454,123 @@ class View { animateTurnCounter(); } + void animateLoss(int x, int y, int size, String message) { + int startX; + if (x < 1920/2) { startX = 1920; } + else if (x > 1920/2) { startX = 1920; } + else { startX = 1920 * random.nextInt(2); } + + Text msg = graphicEntityModule.createText(message) + .setX(startX) + .setY(1080) + .setAnchorX(0.5) + .setAnchorY(0.5) + .setScaleX(3*random.nextDouble() - 1) + .setScaleY(3*random.nextDouble() - 1) + .setSkewX(2*random.nextDouble() - 1) + .setSkewY(2*random.nextDouble() - 1) + .setRotation(4*Math.PI * (1 + random.nextDouble()) + * (random.nextInt(2) == 0 ? 1 : -1)) + .setFontSize(0) + .setStrokeColor(0xff7f7f) + .setFillColor(0xff7f7f) + .setFontWeight(Text.FontWeight.BOLD) + .setTextAlign(TextBasedEntity.TextAlign.CENTER); + graphicEntityModule.commitEntityState(0.25, msg); + Curve curve = Curve.ELASTIC; + msg.setX(x, Curve.EASE_OUT) + .setY(y, Curve.ELASTIC) + .setScaleX(1, curve) + .setScaleY(1, curve) + .setSkewX(0, curve) + .setSkewY(0, curve) + .setRotation(2*Math.PI * (random.nextDouble() - 0.5), Curve.LINEAR) + .setFontSize(size, curve); + } + void doubleDefeat() { gameManager.addToGameSummary(GameManager.formatErrorMessage("Everybody loses!")); + animateLoss(1920/2, 680, 150, "L0SERZ!"); } void draw() { gameManager.addToGameSummary("Draw."); + animateLoss(1920/2, 680, 200, "DRAW"); } + + String selectTrollMessage(Dir d) { + if (random.nextInt(10000) == 0) { + return specials[random.nextInt(specials.length)]; + } + + // yup, still biased + int i = random.nextInt(directed.length + isotropic.length / 3); + if (i < directed.length) { + return directed[i][d.index]; + } + else { + return isotropic[random.nextInt(isotropic.length)]; + } + } + + String specials[] = { + "Never gonna give you up\nNever gonna let you down\nNever gonna run around and desert you\nNever gonna make you cry\nNever gonna say goodbye\nNever gonna tell a lie and hurt you", + "CG know what they're doing." + }; + + String directed[][] = { + // movies + { "Han shot first", "I am your father", "Greedo shot first" }, + + // everyday life + { "tea > coffee", "just drink\nkool-aid", "coffee > tea" }, + { "Marvel > DC", "Disney > 50 shades", "DC > Marvel" }, + { "cats > dogs", "humans make\ngood pets", "dogs > cats" }, + + // gaming + { "PC > console", "pong is still\nunequaled", "console > PC" }, + { "Windows > Linux", "it's all Android anyway", "Linux > Windows" }, + { "pad > stick", "mouse gaming is lame", "stick > pad" }, + { "RTS > FPS", "solitaire best game", "FPS > RTS" }, + { "YT gaming > twitch", "i watch other ppl play", "twitch > YT gaming" }, + + // programming + { "vi < emacs", "i code with Notepad", "emacs > vi" }, + { "tabs < spaces", "gofmt FTW", "spaces < tabs" }, + { "LISP is the most\npowerful language", "HTML is a\nprogramming language", "Forth is the most\npowerful language" }, + { "static linking best", "symlinking best", "dynamic linking best" }, + { "NPE > SIGSEGV", "kernel panic", "SIGSEGV > NPE" }, + { "objects > functions", "it's closures\nall the way down", "functions > objects" }, + { "GOTO FTW", "COME FROM FTW", "don't use GOTO" }, + { "Agile > Waterfall", "SCRUM isn't Agile", "Waterfall > Agile" }, + + // Internet + { "gmail > github", "copy-paste FTW", "github > gmail" }, + { "MSIE > Safari", "Opera did it first", "Safari > MSIE" }, + { "bing > yahoo", "duckduckgo best SE", "yahoo > bing" }, + { "jira > trello", "bugzilla FTW", "trello > jira" }, + { "IRC > slack", "chat is work", "discord < IRC" }, + { "trolls > SJW", "i'm not trolling\njust misunderstood", "SJW > trolls" }, + + // CodinGame + { "searcho no chokudai", "GAimax is True AI", "Smitsimax FTW" }, + { "Automaton2000 > NN", "bots > humans", "AutomatonNN > 2000" }, + { "light theme best", "ascii > graphics", "dark theme best" }, + { "simulation beats heuristics", "true AI is just ifs", "heuristics beat simulation" }, + { "bruteforce always prevails", "you'll timeout anyway", "algorithms always prevail" } + }; + + String isotropic[] = { + "Electron apps are the fastest", + "Rosebud", + "Thanos did nothing wrong", + "developers developers developers", + "the cloud is just\nother ppl's computers", + "ur doin it rong", + "tortue", + "how is ur csb", + "31OCT = 25DEC", + "ASCII stupid question\nget a stupid ANSI", + "trolling is a art" + }; }